+My full name is Laura Jane Morgan
+I turned 18 on May 13.
+I have a number of obsessions, the main ones being Prince and purple.
+Whenever I go shopping, or anywhere really, I find it necessary to point out purple whenever I see it.
+Everything I own is purple, pretty much
+My idea of a balanced breakfast is Red Bull or coffee. or both.
+Words cannot describe how much I love Prince. I have a lifelong dedication to him.
+I fall over or walk into something every day of my life. It's sad really.
+I put sweet chilli sauce on prettty much everything possible.
+Whenever I get drunk, I HAVE to eat a cheeseburger. I always crave them. Deluxe cheeseburgers being my favorite.
+Guitar players are sexy. Knowing how to play an intrusment is defintely hot. Unless you're already ugly. It can only increase hottness.
+The sexiest guys wear make-up. I love glam looking guys. Not emos or tryhards.
+The tighter the pants, the better.
+I love my sister, Emma. we have the most random conversations, and agree on quite a lot.
+I like to wear other peoples clothes.
+I wear jumpers and trackies that are way to big for me. Oversized stuff is the best.
+I hate wannabe gangstas.
+I hate people who can't spell. It just pisses me off how poorly some people spell words.
+I want Austar so bad. I can't understand why I don't have it.
+I have to take pictures everywhere I go. Otherwise I forget it even happened, specially on drunken nights out.
+I need some form of caffine everyday, otherwise I can't operate
+I enjoy using big words, just to mislead people
+I have kissed my cousin Mikaela, back in the day.
+I love seeing people fall over, it makes my day and causes huge laughing fits.
+I get excited over the weirdest things
+Sometimes I accidently stare at guys crotches. I just zone out at the most awkward times.
+I hate smokers, they're disugusting. No, it doesn't make you look any hotter or cooler.
+I never pronounce words right, it's pretty funny.
+I would turn lesbian for Vanity or Sheila E, no doubt
+I actually have a crush on Pamela Anderson ,I think she's so hot. Plus, I admire her slutiness and attention seeking
+I am convinced that I am Histrionic. If you ever researched it, every trait a histrionic person has, I also have, such as overreacting to situations, craving attention, dramatic mood swings, exaggerating and being inappropriately sexual.
+I am always contradicting myself.
+I love flashing colors and bright lights.
+I like learning random trivia about stuff.
+I love doing surveys on Myspace, they're fun.
+I was absolutely convinced that i'd never get Facebook, but my boyfriend Ryan ended up making me get it. I still hate it, yet it's strangely addictive.
+I draw Prince's symbol everywhere.
+I always work on my signiture. It's not perfected yet. In fact it looks like a child scribbled.
+Emily and I used to get so bored in classes at school, we'd draw Stick Figure Adventures on tables, then stick paper on the desk and run off at the end of the lesson. Cleaners loved us.
+One day we decided to go through our SOSE text book and drew stick figures everywhere, and gave every historical figure a French moustache. This caused me to have a laughing fit and got kicked out.
+Once Emily's dad had a French Mo.
+I say LOL in real life. No really. Lawl
+I have days when I feel the urge to pretend i'm black.
+In 10 years, I will be on the Biggest Loser for sure, im probably one of the most unhealthy girls you will ever meet. I have one meal a day and usually it's hot chips or something equally as fattening.
+I get called emo so much, just because of my huge fringe and overuse of eyeliner.
+My dream is to be an actress. I have an obsession with fame and celebrities. and I wouldn't mind having crazy affairs with married co-stars.
+I have a weird obsession with tumbleweeds.
+I hate using dictionary when texting. I'm a lot faster with the so called
slower' form of texting.
+Indians on trains scare me, espcially when they sit near me and talk crap so I can't hear them. Or when I see two men sleeping, sharing a pink blanket.
+One day, Emma and I learnt the Crank Dat dance. It look ridiculous
+I hate people who walk really fast and I can't catch up. Or they walk really slow and I wanna pass them.
+I hate Myspace's that are really boring and have like ONE pic. they serve no purpose.
+I love sexual songs. I can't listen to anything that doesnt have at least one sexual reference in it.
+I hate people who try and be me.
+Actually I just hate people, very few people do I actually like.
+I get annoyed whenever I walk down the street either by myself or with a lady friend, and Muzza's feel the need to play their techno shit really loud and beep and yell out at us.
+I am the worst at mixing drinks. I always put WAY to much alcohol in, and pour other stuff in that isn't good and end up making myself very sick eg Last day of school Year 10 with the Jim Beam.
+I LOVE Lil Wayne, he has a sexy voice.. too bad about his face
+I feel sorry for my future kids. My son will have a strange obsession with purple.
+I was brainwashed at a young age, to rougly 10 years later, fall in love with every Hair Metal band. Mainly Bon Jovi. See, my Mom used to give me tapes to listen to on my Walkman (old school) and not knowing what they were, used to listen every night before bed. Without realising, this Bon Jovi greatest hits tape got implanted in my brain, until a few years later, in my teens when I finally moved on to MP3s and downloading, I rediscovered Bon Jovi and to my surpise, knew all the songs. I even remebered the order of the tape. And most of the lyrics.
+I go for North Melbourne, and im pretty much always in denial when they lose.
+I can make pretty much anything sound suggestive.
+Prince gave me a dirty mind. I used to be a normal innocent girl. Now look at me!
+I love dancing in the rain
+And in Summer.. i love a good old waterfight.
+Never go swimming in a white top. EVER. Trust me.
+I think more celebrities are hot then actual people I know.
+I have way to many celebrity crushes, it really isn't normal.
+As much as I love and adore the 80s, I really love the 50s and all the movies. James Dean was the most gorgeous guy ever, and I have ALL his movies. ALL three of them!
+I fucking HATE emos, they're nothing but attention seeking depressive freaks. They all claim they have so many problems, but having experienced a lot of their shit, they bring most of it on themselves. No one wants to be friends with an emo, so stop being emo and you'll have friends. problem solved!
+I have one talent. and that is relating every single topic back to Prince. Such as someone talkin about 'Youtube' I would say "Well Prince actually removed all his video's off Youtube"
+Theres no one I like talking about more then Prince.
+One day me and Emily watched the shower scene in Get Rich Or Die Trying and freeze framed it, then zoomed on a guy we thought was 50 Cent. It wasnt....
+Emily can quote the whole of Get Rich Or Die Trying. It scared me when I first watched it with her. So I decided to scare HER when we watched Purple Rain!
+We always recite 'The Rules' such as my favourite, Rule Number 5- Show no love. Love will get you killed.
+I listen to the most random music. I'm either in an 80s hair metal mood, or a black RNB/Hip Hop mood.
+One day, I blocked my whole MSN list. The repercussions were funny
+My official list of women i'd turn gay for ARE- Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor, Pamela Anderson, Beyonce, Vanity, Sheila E, Jennifer Aniston and 80s chicks.
+I watch movies just to check out the hot guys.
+Actually, I never watch a movie unless it has at least one hot guy.
+I get over things really easy. My favourite phrase has gotta be "Over it"
+I hate people so easy
+I say 'I hate you' more then 'I love you'
+Sometimes I say 'I hate how much I love you' LMAO
+I wanna live in New York and have Starbucks every day and live in a penthouse
+I like drinkin Coke for breakfast
+Most people hate going to the movies with me coz I dont shut up. Or distract them from watching ;) Or moan at inappropriiate times coz of the hot man in the movie aka HARRY POTTER. So yes, I usually don't go to movies just to watch it. It's an experience.
+Prince in a g string excites me.
+On that note, dont ever watch the Dirty Mind video with me... I get way to... excited...
+I hate icecream but I eat it.
+I was vegetarian for 6 months.
+I like to confuse people on purpose.
+I love a good set of lyrics.
+I think Adore is the most romantic song of all time.
+Whoever marries me must like Prince, coz I plan on a Prince-Themed wedding. Then theres the wedding night ;)
+I wish I grew up in the 50s. wait no, 80s. I'd be a stripper working down Sunset Strip and entertaining members of bands such as Motley Crue, Poison, Ratt, GNR, Hanoi Rocks etc
+My Grandparents are way cooler then yours
+I want Purple eyes. Like Elizabeth Taylor.
+I love my family. My grandparents are so cool.
+I got through nationality obsessions. I've had Italian, Greek and now English :)
+I really really want a gay best friend who can come shopping with me and check out sexy men.
+At the beginning of this year, I set myself a mission. Own every season of Friends. Well, I did it and now I am so addicted. I have Friends marathons constantly, and quote it all the time.
+People think i'm joking when I say i'd tap an older man and whatnot. I'm really not.
+I love older men, teenagers are way to immature.
+I hate immmaturity, even though i'm one of the most immature girls you'll know. I literally act like a child. So yes, once again i'm a hypocrite.
+I think that Michael Jackson was hot in the 80s. I cried so much when he died, it was the worst. I refused to go to school.
+Macaulay Culkin was my first crush. I told my Mom i'd marry him.
+I love guys who cry. It sounds weird, but when I see a guy cry, i just melt inside.. lmao
+I like eyes. they're hot.
+I would do anything to be Mayte Garcia.
+I swear the pick up line I get the most is lame guys telling me they're Prince or met Prince or something stupid.
+I love leggings. I even have purple ones :O
+I love pretty boys!
+Guys that try and act all tough make me laugh- I hate them.
+Asians piss me off.
+I'll try any food once.
+I wanna adopt a lil African kid and call him Usher
+Bald guys scare me.
+I had my first kiss when I was 7.... with my cousin.. who is a girl..... I wish I was joking lmao.
+I once slept in a driveway back in the day. and I wasnt even drunk.
+I love playin Truth Or Dare.
+I cried all day when I found out Heath Ledger died.
+I like swings and playgrounds.
+Playgrounds are still fun.
+I stuck a chip up my nose when I was 4. I had to go to the doctor.
+Arj Barker is my fave comedian. And yes, I met him and we made eye contact. LOL
+I have an urge to live in either Atlanta or New Orleans. Im secretely black.
+Majority of my wardrobe is purple
+One day I counted all my purple things in my room. I lost count.
+I have Prince's Purple Rain on vinyl. Currently trying to convince the parents to give me Motley Crue and Ratt Vinyls.
+I adore Old Hollywood. I have the biggest obsession with Marilyn Monroe, i'd give anything to look like her.
+Once, Mikky and I went to get photos developed and she put her last name as 'Smithbro' so thanks to her, I call everyone by their last names with 'bro' on the end. EG= HUNTBRO
+Mikky and I have about the same level of intelligence. We blame Genes.
+Apparently I walk like a penguin.
+I like confidence.. not arrogance.
+I hate confusion, although I am constantly confused by everything.
+Lipgloss tastes good.
+I cannot walk in the dark wihtout crashing into walls.
+Never take your clothes off and jump into a lake.
+I truly believe that I was a groupie in the 80s.. I WAS REINCARNATED.
+I wear the most random things to bed
+I love photo comments, they make me HAPPY.
+Every year, I over-decorate my school planner. I should have got a prize!
+I crave random food at random times
+I say random alot. Or rando!
+I love threatening to sue people.
+Jai Rodriguez is way to sexy to be gay.
+I love bitchy gay guys!
+One day i'd love to star in a musical.
+My favourite type of movies are musicals.
+Me anf Ryan always watch Saw together. it gets us in the mood.. ROFL.
+I want a mirror on my ceiling...
+I love hazlenut, it tastes good.
+I like spinning around in circles then falling over
+I always serenade people
+My dog is a pedo named MJ
+I LOVE photoplus, its the funnest place ever.
+I want a Prince tattoo on my hip.. or possibly lower...
+My teddy Behrooz is a pervert.
+I have an addiction to nail polish
+Am I the only one who thinks Timbaland is strangely attractive?
+Also, Claude Kelly. What can I say, song writers/producers are hot.
+I love writing in permo markers.. they smell good.
+My Mommy taught me how to play poker.. and then I forgot.
+I like taking trains and singing random songs and scaring other passengers
+I love climbing trees
+Me and Emma always used to play Barbies together
+If you cant love yourself, who can you love.
+I hate bogans, yet im pretty sure I am. Specially when I drink beer.
+I am so lazy. I start stories and MCBF finishing. I eat something, then MCBF with the rest so chuck it. sometimes I just MCBF even moving.
+I hate chewing it takes too long
+I suck at spelling, but when I take time to think, i'm a pretty good speller?
+I like to talk about myself. I am so in love.
+I will never be tanned
+I wish I had a hot teacher......
+I like Pimp Juice.................
+One week I had Frozen Coke every single day
+I got my photo taken with 'Marilyn Monroe' at Movieworld, and spent the rest of afternoon telling everyone how i'm hotter and could do a better job, and planning ways to make her lose her job so I could take over.
+I love horror movies
+Im seriously scared of witches, thanks to The Wizard Of Oz.
+I love the English accent, it's so sexy. Luckily my boyfriend is English and has the sexiest voice :)
+I wish I could have been Bridget Jones but chosen Daniel Cleaver in the end
+In fact, I just love any accent that's not Australian =)
+Once I cut my own hair. Not good.
+I always spill my drinks.
+I love car trips and going places.
+Cupholders are a genius invention
+I always cheat playing Monopoly
+I have a rag doll named Jane
+Me and Brad always have the most random conversations on MSN. Like talking about Michael Jackson's penis, and addign randoms to convos and pretendign to be boyfriend and girlfriend haha
+Okay I am actually in love with Draco Malfoy, when I watched Harry Potter 6, I swear I almost orgasmed when he cried. it was so hot. then when he cried at the end, I started crying. My bf was like... wtf.
+Hermione is a canine.
+Tania and I have a Harry Potter sex lair.
+Me and Brad has a grass war once .That was epic.
+I am such a bitch, and always having random mood swings. how anyone stands to be around me is suprising.
+Everyone I know has a nickname +I get half way thru icecream then chuck it out
+I love stalking people
+One day Emily and I collected buisness cards
+I love glow sticks and flashing lights. +I go on Wikipedia everyday. It's like my Bible.
+Computer Blue performance on Purple Rain... turns me on hardcore. No joke lmao MY GOD.
+I wish I was the stage in 'Darling Nikki'
+I indulge in the occasional spot of bribery
+The best show ever was Alvin and the Chipmunks. I always used to watch it on video when I was lil
+My Girl makes me cry everytime
+Emily and I have a weird obsession with Skittles
+I could probably live on a diet of Red Bull and bubblegum
+I like watching TV by myself at 3am
+One day Amber and I bought handcuffs and a whip...... ah hem LOL
+Once I accidently cut my wrist with a purple texta
+If you ever wanna seduce me.. play 'Scandalous' by Prince. No joke. thats the ultimate in seduction songs.
+I liek fishnet stockings, they're hawt.
+I like to whip people. Im kinkaay.
+The only thing I ever order from Starbucks is Caramel Frappes.
+It's not hard to make me laugh
+ I love Axl Rose's rants. They are truly inspirational.
+I love lame celebrity dating shows, like Rock Of Love or A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila
+I get distracted so easy, it can't be normal
+Plies is an awesome rapper because every word he says sounds like he is taking a massive amount of effort just to say it
+I realized Slash was sexy when I watched a video one day and he smiled. I melted =)
+Rocket Queen is mine and my Mom's jam!
+ I love the whole hot nerd look, like Charlie from Numbers =)
+I go thru such random phases.
+I hate that Bret Michael's is prettier than me
+aand I hate that Michael Monroe looks hotter than most women. Serious, he is so girly looking but I think he's sexy. What does that say about my sexuality....
+I think Vince Neil was fucking sexyyy back in his day, but now.. kinda makes me throw up a little bit.
+I think the only way guys should play guitar is.. shirtless
+I am probably the biggest hypocrite you will ever come across. Things that are okay for me to do, I criticise others for.. like drinking LOL.
+Sometimes I just start randomly laughing to myself about something that happened weeks ago.
+I have crazy laughing fits.. I love it =)
+I am pretty much convinced I am a cross between Michael Monroe and Vince Neil.
+My whole life has just been one big blonde moment.
+I love taking slutyyy pics HAHA.
+If you annoy me, chances are i'll just ignore you
+Once, Emily and I mixed Blue and Red Everglades together and made them PURPLE! :O
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