Friends

Yee, so i'm bored, and I only have one dvd left until I complete my collection of Friends season. I'm going through the biggest obsession with it at the moment. Every day I just wanna watch Friends. I find any moment appropriate to quote something from there. I idolise every character. It's good though, despite the show being old and no longer on TV, I love it, and it's better then having an obsession with another famous actor or singer. Of course, I still do. My fave at the moment being Tom Felton <3>
Anyway, since i'm bored, I thought i'd post some of my fave Friends quotes, as taken from imdb.com. There's probably a lot more, but yeah :)



[In response to a stupid comment] Chandler: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.

Rachel: Wha... married?
Ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married!
Rachel: What? Because that's your answer to everything?

Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!

Monica: Can you help me fold these napkins?
Phoebe: Sure.
Monica: I'm gonna go across the hall and check on the yams. [Notices the way Pheobe is folding the napkins]
Monica: No... no honey... Not like that, we're not a barn dance. You wanna fold them like swans like I showed you at Christmas, remember?
Phoebe: Yeah. It all came screaming back to me.


Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.

Ross: I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her. Chandler: Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used.

Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.

Phoebe: Phoebe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate.

Monica: My motto is get out before they go down.
Joey: That is so not my motto.

Joey: [during Ross's speech, Joey laughs every time he hears 'homo erectus'] Ha, Ha, he said 'erectus'.
[notices Rachel is also laughing]
Joey: Erectus?
Rachel: [stifling laugh] No, 'homo'.

Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.


Rachel: Hey, you guys wanna go see a movie?
Ross: Yeah, sure.
Rachel: How about you, Phoebe?
Phoebe: No, thanks, I've already seen one.

Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

Rachel: You don't want to try things too fast. You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast?
Jill Green: No. What?
Rachel: Well... she died.

Rachel: See? Unisex.
Joey: Maybe *you* need sex. I just had it a few days ago.
Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex
. Joey: I wouldn't say no to that.

Joey: [drinking a beer on the boat] Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. [yelling]
Joey: Get out of the way jackass. [to Rachel]
Joey: Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
Rachel: That is the Coast Guard.

Phoebe: I may play the fool at times but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.

Ross: OK, how about Ruth?
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman?

Monica: Now come on, Chandler, the Miami Vice soundtrack? Really?
Chandler: They were just giving it away at the mall... [Monica stares]
Chandler: ...in exchange for money.

Ross: Wow, Joey, that's a steamy picture.
Joey: Yeah, I know. The magazine said it was for my gay fans. [winks at Ross]
Ross: Why'd you wink at me?
Joey: Don't look at me. You're the one who like the picture so much

Joey: C'mon. I got *your* secrets, I got *their* secrets; I got secrets of my own you know. Rachel: [rolling her eyes] You don't have any secrets
Joey: Oh yeah? Well you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal.

Rachel: Hi, I'm Rachel. And you are?
Woman: Amanda.
Rachel: Oh... I get it. A-man-duh.

Phoebe: Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap, asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. He said all you need is to write them a song. Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No don't sing along. Monica, Monica, have a happy Hannukah. I saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy. And Rachel and Chandler... have a [mumble] Phoebe: handlerrrrr.

Phoebe: You still love Rachel.
Ross: No, I don't.
Phoebe: You got married to her.
Ross: In Vegas. I was so drunk, I could've married Joey.
Phoebe: [angry] Hey. You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni.


Ross: I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it? Am I giving out some kind of... sexy professor vibe?
Rachel: Not right now.

Joey: They want me to do frontal nudity. I can't do that. My grandmother's gonna see that movie.
Phoebe: Well, grandma's gonna have to get in line. [winks at Joey]

Chandler: I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Joey: There was this movie, "Footloose".
Chandler: "Flashdance".
Joey: Where this plumber chick...
Chandler: She was a welder
Joey: What, were you like *in* the movie?


Phoebe: They're coming. Run!
Joey: Where?
Phoebe: Mexico!

Phoebe: Sting's pen... [as she puts it in her purse]
Phoebe: ... that he gave to Phoebe.

Rachel: Didn't the chick and the duck di...
Phoebe: -ve, dive. Yeah, they dove. Head first into fun on the farm.